Let's take inventory of the people you will most likely meet while waiting for the doors to open at a Neil Diamond concert. [Yes-- we were that pumped about the concert that we arrived early.]
Gentleman with argyle sweater around the shoulders? Check!
Perpetual Dancing With the Stars voter? Check!
People who obsessively collect things? Hmm... I'm looking around the line, and...
Bingo! Our neighbor's two James Avery bracelets boast over 200 charms which she claims she never takes off. If you dare test her, she will gesture you to ask her boyfriend who "needs to marry [her] already."
Charming.
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