Protecting us, first amendment at a time

American University in Washington DC is looking for a copy writer for the school’s sales and marketing department on Craig's List.

"A dynamic, entrepreneurial for-profit college in Northwest DC is looking for an experienced copy writer and desktop publisher to lead aspects of both internal and external written communications."

Alright. Keep reading.

“The twist: while you are writing copy you will also fill the role of security guard, working 6:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. Monday through Thursday. We will buy your uniform. You won’t carry a gun. “



Insert Barney Fife reference HERE.

American University... protecting the first amendment one copy writer at a time!