As the credibility of my undergraduate degree continues to plummet...

If there is one thing life has taught me, it's that there are a lot of ignoramuses out there. 

Unfortunately, a bunch tend to congregate in Waco, Texas. 

Chalk one up for the argument that natural selection/ survival of the fittest does not exist or else these buffoons would have been removed from the food chain a few generations ago. 

Still, the First Amendment is there to protect us all... even the imbeciles. 

[Tip of the fedora to Joe for the upsetting news tip.]