How I spent part of Saturday.
12 years ago
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Superblog XLIII
LAMEbardi Trophy goes to: Pepsi. Who in their right mind made Will dot i dot am the voice of a new generation?
Best Quote Taken out of Context: “He’s been to the rodeo before,” brought to us by Commentator Al Michaels. I honestly don’t know which player or what he was talking about, but does that really matter?
Yoko Romo: 6:15 p.m. CST NFL promo shows past championship rings. Close up of three Dallas Cowboy Superbowl rings. Ouch. Et tu, Jerry Jones?
Punny Use of Graphics: NBCee It. The network’s clever play on words for their instant replay footage.
Google of the Night Courtesy of Overstock.com: Don't keep up with basketball; no idea who Carlos Boozer is.
Best Use of Obscure Movie Reference: Officials call players out for Unnecessary Roughness during the third and fourth quarters. Nice to see Sinbad is still relevant!
Idiot Paparazzi: Is that you, Diana Ross? Oh wait, It’s Steelers Troy “Mean Joe Green” Polamalu.
Jumping to Conclusions: Steeler’s no. 92 James Harrison delivers a heads-over-heels touchdown after intercepting the Cardinal’s ball from their second yard line for a 100 yard turnaround. I guess you could say he really [wait for it] flips for the game.
Wow: Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald hoofs it to gain the lead.
Wow, Wow: Fourth quarter, incomplete pass in the Steelers end zone.
Wow, Wow, Wow: Touchdown Steelers fourth quarter, 35 seconds left. Santonio Holmes.
Please Don’t Pull a Brett Favre: Kurt Warner. You are definitely a man of character and ability. So sorry your career turned out to compare to Dan Marino rather than John Elway. I really wish I could have written a better ending for you… Please retire with grace, dignity and respect. It’s best to bow out rather than sputter away. Much luck and success.
Best Quote Taken out of Context: “He’s been to the rodeo before,” brought to us by Commentator Al Michaels. I honestly don’t know which player or what he was talking about, but does that really matter?
Yoko Romo: 6:15 p.m. CST NFL promo shows past championship rings. Close up of three Dallas Cowboy Superbowl rings. Ouch. Et tu, Jerry Jones?
Punny Use of Graphics: NBCee It. The network’s clever play on words for their instant replay footage.
Google of the Night Courtesy of Overstock.com: Don't keep up with basketball; no idea who Carlos Boozer is.
Best Use of Obscure Movie Reference: Officials call players out for Unnecessary Roughness during the third and fourth quarters. Nice to see Sinbad is still relevant!
Idiot Paparazzi: Is that you, Diana Ross? Oh wait, It’s Steelers Troy “Mean Joe Green” Polamalu.
Jumping to Conclusions: Steeler’s no. 92 James Harrison delivers a heads-over-heels touchdown after intercepting the Cardinal’s ball from their second yard line for a 100 yard turnaround. I guess you could say he really [wait for it] flips for the game.
Wow: Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald hoofs it to gain the lead.
Wow, Wow: Fourth quarter, incomplete pass in the Steelers end zone.
Wow, Wow, Wow: Touchdown Steelers fourth quarter, 35 seconds left. Santonio Holmes.
Please Don’t Pull a Brett Favre: Kurt Warner. You are definitely a man of character and ability. So sorry your career turned out to compare to Dan Marino rather than John Elway. I really wish I could have written a better ending for you… Please retire with grace, dignity and respect. It’s best to bow out rather than sputter away. Much luck and success.
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