"Not knowing what to do, she called police, but Ann Marie says they showed up laughing and taking pictures."
For the zing:
"It was nice to see people laughing instead of complaining about the economy."
12 years ago
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Eveybody loves a clown
Must-see video below about a woman waking up to a giraffe staring at her Sunday morning. My favorite nugget is:
"Not knowing what to do, she called police, but Ann Marie says they showed up laughing and taking pictures."
For the zing:
"It was nice to see people laughing instead of complaining about the economy."
"Not knowing what to do, she called police, but Ann Marie says they showed up laughing and taking pictures."
For the zing:
"It was nice to see people laughing instead of complaining about the economy."
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
It's Official!
The Cleto Show Season Premiere debuts in San Antonio May 16!
It will air every other Saturday on Fox San Antonio at 11:30 p.m. then the next night on My 35 TV at 11 p.m.
We are currently shooting Webisodes around town to air on thecletoshow.com
Our sites are still keeping in San Antonio but going national!
Be sure to keep up with us at twitter.com/TheCletoShow and also at thecletoshow.com
Thanks for the support!
Monday, February 23, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Superblog XLIII
LAMEbardi Trophy goes to: Pepsi. Who in their right mind made Will dot i dot am the voice of a new generation?
Best Quote Taken out of Context: “He’s been to the rodeo before,” brought to us by Commentator Al Michaels. I honestly don’t know which player or what he was talking about, but does that really matter?
Yoko Romo: 6:15 p.m. CST NFL promo shows past championship rings. Close up of three Dallas Cowboy Superbowl rings. Ouch. Et tu, Jerry Jones?
Punny Use of Graphics: NBCee It. The network’s clever play on words for their instant replay footage.
Google of the Night Courtesy of Overstock.com: Don't keep up with basketball; no idea who Carlos Boozer is.
Best Use of Obscure Movie Reference: Officials call players out for Unnecessary Roughness during the third and fourth quarters. Nice to see Sinbad is still relevant!
Idiot Paparazzi: Is that you, Diana Ross? Oh wait, It’s Steelers Troy “Mean Joe Green” Polamalu.
Jumping to Conclusions: Steeler’s no. 92 James Harrison delivers a heads-over-heels touchdown after intercepting the Cardinal’s ball from their second yard line for a 100 yard turnaround. I guess you could say he really [wait for it] flips for the game.
Wow: Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald hoofs it to gain the lead.
Wow, Wow: Fourth quarter, incomplete pass in the Steelers end zone.
Wow, Wow, Wow: Touchdown Steelers fourth quarter, 35 seconds left. Santonio Holmes.
Please Don’t Pull a Brett Favre: Kurt Warner. You are definitely a man of character and ability. So sorry your career turned out to compare to Dan Marino rather than John Elway. I really wish I could have written a better ending for you… Please retire with grace, dignity and respect. It’s best to bow out rather than sputter away. Much luck and success.
Best Quote Taken out of Context: “He’s been to the rodeo before,” brought to us by Commentator Al Michaels. I honestly don’t know which player or what he was talking about, but does that really matter?
Yoko Romo: 6:15 p.m. CST NFL promo shows past championship rings. Close up of three Dallas Cowboy Superbowl rings. Ouch. Et tu, Jerry Jones?
Punny Use of Graphics: NBCee It. The network’s clever play on words for their instant replay footage.
Google of the Night Courtesy of Overstock.com: Don't keep up with basketball; no idea who Carlos Boozer is.
Best Use of Obscure Movie Reference: Officials call players out for Unnecessary Roughness during the third and fourth quarters. Nice to see Sinbad is still relevant!
Idiot Paparazzi: Is that you, Diana Ross? Oh wait, It’s Steelers Troy “Mean Joe Green” Polamalu.
Jumping to Conclusions: Steeler’s no. 92 James Harrison delivers a heads-over-heels touchdown after intercepting the Cardinal’s ball from their second yard line for a 100 yard turnaround. I guess you could say he really [wait for it] flips for the game.
Wow: Cardinals' Larry Fitzgerald hoofs it to gain the lead.
Wow, Wow: Fourth quarter, incomplete pass in the Steelers end zone.
Wow, Wow, Wow: Touchdown Steelers fourth quarter, 35 seconds left. Santonio Holmes.
Please Don’t Pull a Brett Favre: Kurt Warner. You are definitely a man of character and ability. So sorry your career turned out to compare to Dan Marino rather than John Elway. I really wish I could have written a better ending for you… Please retire with grace, dignity and respect. It’s best to bow out rather than sputter away. Much luck and success.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Ouch
File this under: Sucks to be you.
Can't say I blame the gal. Public engagements can be quite uncomfortable for all involved.
The question of the night is, what is a Ty Beanie Baby doing as the Houston Rockets mascot?
Can't say I blame the gal. Public engagements can be quite uncomfortable for all involved.
The question of the night is, what is a Ty Beanie Baby doing as the Houston Rockets mascot?
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